the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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