and i looked up. we had an audience...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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