The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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