is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Text me some of your sweat
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