he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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