So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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