quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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