direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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