I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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