I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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