HIV tests are more positive than that guy
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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