you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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