You're completely useless in the revolution.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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