I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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