u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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