Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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