I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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