I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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