Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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