Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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