clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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