Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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