I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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