i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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