i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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