how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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