She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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