he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.