so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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