South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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