how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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