hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
God, I missed his penis.
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