It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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