it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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