You made me cry and you don't even care
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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