I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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