I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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