i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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