Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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