that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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