Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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