i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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