oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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