I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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