yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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