On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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