It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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