Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Your dad touched me again.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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