maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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