is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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