She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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