I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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