I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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