Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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